Meet Ostergarrd!

My husband Ostergarrd was once my patient!  Upon completing my world renowned Heterosexual Restoration Therapy, he proposed to me, and we've been inseparable ever since.  His hobbies include raising orchids, playing his great, golden harp (he does wonders with the gold spray paint!), and Clog Dancing in his ancestoral Swedish thong.

Ostergarrd is not your typical Swede: he's one of the "Black Swansens!" His utterly adorable features are the happy result of Swedish milkmaids fraternizing with swarthy, Mongol Barbarian invaders. 

  My Ostergarrd...the barbarian!

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