Hollywood psychotherapist Dr. Carla DelVecchio is America’s leader in the field of heterosexual restoration. Her patented technique, UNBIRTHING™ allows patients to “wind the tape backwards” and reprogram their instincts from the very moment of conception. Together with electroshock therapy and psychotropic enhancements, UNBIRTHING™ has proven an effective cure for hundreds of male patients who proudly proclaim… “Vaginas don’t bite!”™
Now you can join hundreds of right-minded Americans who have heeded the call to normalcy, placing their trust
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Take this survey to find out if you have homosexual tendencies!
1. The Pittsburgh Steelers wear black and yellow
A. uniforms
B. costumes
2. "Clang-clang-clang"
A. means it's time for a tune-up
B. went the trolley!
3. After carousing all night with my workout buddies, I'm likely to wake up under
A. a bridge
B. them
4. Once a week, I give him a bath and brush out his fur. He is...
A. my dog
B. Anderson Cooper
5. I set my Tivo to record
A. whatever is happening on the Playboy Channel
B. “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?”
6. Someone solicits you in a public men's room. You tell him you prefer
A. women
B. Democrats
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